Thursday, December 2, 2010

Finals and a Good story!

Ohhhhh My Goodness!!!!!

Soooo,

Bible College - Done.
Creative Drama - Done.
Studio Art - Done.
Oceanography - Done.


Praise the Lord!!! I am so thankful I am almost finished!!!!

Three. Count them.... THREE Finals today!!! :0 So crazy but I feel pretty good about them.....! Ha. I have my written French final Tomorrow and my French oral Monday then one final the 15th and I'm done!!! So basically I'm done on Monday. I Need this Break sooooo stinkin' Bad!! I need a vaca somewhere... even for a couple of days. Who wants to go? You pay your ticket I'll get the room, Deal?!?!

Guess what I am doing tomorrow?!?!?! Are you ready to be jealous????





I'm going Horseback Riding!!!!! HAHAHAHA!!!!! So when you are doing whatever you do around 215 just think of me, having waaaayyyy more fun than you!!!!! :P

I have a funny story to tell and I hope that its not too crude. And if you want to actually hear me tell it (Which is way better) Let me know and I'll gladly tell you.

So I'm in my studio art class doing our "final" which was the class got split into 4 groups and we have to make statues out of another group. My group had to be a motorcycle, sound okay right?! WRONG! So I volunteered to be a wheel, so I crouched down into my wheel position and waited for everyone to get into place. So This guy kinda a little heavy was the seat so we all had to crouch down facing the same way (I was the back tire) So I'm staring at this guys butt. I forgot to tell you that he's pretty ugly. I know that sound really bad but he was! So his pants are too big and guess what? So are his undergarments. So I'm literally staring at this guys butt!!!! (that needs a waxing) My friend William is standing behind me just laughing away and there are only two other people who are seeing this guys butt. I was about 3 feet away from him and the girl that was positioning us wanted me to get close to the guy. I told her No! and she said I had to so that statue was complete. LAME! William is still laughing his head (butt...buh) off so I get a little closer and she gets mad again and tells me I have to get closer. So I finally get closer and just keep my eyes closed. William said "I think Shelby's super uncomfortable..." I raised my head without opening my eyes and said "very." Everyone in the class was laughing and my professor thought It was hilarious. It was Not!! AND I could not say why I didn't want to get closer to the guy.... How embarrassing for him!!!

Yeah, That was my day. Hope you enjoyed the story. And if not come ask me to tell it...



-Shelbs

2 comments:

  1. HAHAHAHA!! SHELBY!!! You crack me up. HAHAHA!!! Totally a Shelby story:) Sorry about your luck:(

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  2. TEEEHEEEE....*SNICKER SNICKER* That's the BEST story I've heard in a long time. and it was nice to hear it from someone else, instead of being the one telling it this time =) =) HAAAAAA

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